there was a baker chef fisher

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prompt nursery rhyme in the 1920s, high pitched male voice, low sound quality with lots of grain, recorded on copper wire with huge microphones the size of trumpets

baker

went on vacation

once per year

it was boring

chef

boring is my life

autumn spring is the same

i wish i was a fisherman

fisher

fishermen fish fish

then they skin fish

our life is fish nothing else

baker

my life is wheat

it smells like coke

i wish i was an addict

chef

i am a food addict

i drink fine wines

i wish i was a kid again

fisher

i wish i was a kid

just having fun no worries about sales or economy

i wish i was a kid

baker

i started in my dads bakery when i was 3

ive never been a kid

chef

i have 5 kids

i hate them

i never want to be naive again

fisher

lets have a drink

ill give you the finest sake in the country

baker

ill include some whiskey here

whiskey killed my dad

chef

ever wondered what fermented meat smells like

my butcher friend drinks blood

fisher

did you know we make commercial beer from fish bladders

its what 90% of fished fish is fished for

baker

most wheat in the world turns into whiskey

i dont recommend 10 slices of bread a day

i recommend a strong drink instead

chef

it can go months without me eating anything

im an incurable alcoholic

fisher

we used to be pirates

hi ho and a bottle of rum

to turn candied treats into an intoxicant

baker

i can tell from experience

all kids are higher than us

on fanta and 90% sugar candy

chef

my kids wont eat my michelin food

they only want coffee bread

breakfast lunch dinner

fisher

sometimes i get tired of the world

and just row out in a small wooden boat

and drift for days

baker

sometimes i make disgusting bread

and since im so wellrenowned

no one ever complains

chef

everyone complains of the food all the time

being a chef is being a victim of your own choosing

fisher

whoever likes fish? dolphins i guess

like they say "so long and thanks for all the fish"

baker

no one likes wheat

its just a drug

they eat more and more and puke more than heavy junkies

chef

no one likes my food

i spend 5 hours on making a milkshake

my kids down it in 1 gulp then ask for more

fisher

whatever more could you ask for than a boat

the less you care about people the better

baker

i buy the cheapest wheat in the world

i dont care about my customers

if its tainted with lsd-mould

i dont care

i dont care

i dont care

chef

sometimes i piss in the soup

sometimes i put some shit in the mincemeat

fisher

i sell rancid fish to the beer industry

sometimes they have to throw away millions of gallons of beer

since the guts broke

i dont care

i dont care

i dont care

baker chef fisher at the same time:

we dont care we feed the world

we dont care we poison the world

we have no morals no ethics and most of all no money

we make almost nothing everything is invested

in furniture boats and metal equipment and new experimental dishes

heres a cheer lets drink a gallon of green tea together

lets drink for a whole year, its new years after all

bakers bake bread from water dust and shampoo

chefs make food from dead animals

fishers kill millions of living breathing feeling animals

we are the scum of the earth we are the scum of the earth we are the scum of the earth we are the scum of the earth we are the scum of the earth